I use the chatrooms quite a lot.

Sometimes people laugh and joke. Sometimes people show their dicks. Sometimes people talk dirty. Sometimes people discuss philosophy and art.

Lately though, talk has often turned to the making of porno clips for Abbie. Not, as far as I know, for her personally, but for the site here.

Due to my youthful eagerness to please, and an unwarranted belief that I can do anything, I offered to come up with a bit of a storyline.

I did that, and I think it's being followed to some extent.

I discovered the grand filming was to be next week, and so asked if I would be allowed to sit in. Abbie was happy with it, but she said I'd have to check with the the big players.

So I emptied my diary... I'd pencilled in, "Eat a burger", but happily rubbed it out.

I logged on excitedly, only to find they had moved the frickin' day of filming.

Bastards, I call them.

Bastards.